Adam Wainwright's handshake is even better than his curveball
On Monday night, Adam Wainwright premiered his signature handshake in the Cardinals dugout. We'll tell you this much: it involves "Walk Like an Egyptian" arms.
Via Cut4's patented Troy and Abed Handshake Evaluation Scale, we'd have to rank this one somewhere between Geovany Soto's slow-motion karate ...
... and Jeremy Lin and Landry Fields' unabashed Knicks nerdfest.