Albert Pujols hit his first triple in four years on Wednesday

Shhhhhh. Be very, very still. If you squint your eyes and look immediately below this paragraph, you might be able to observe one of the rarest sights in all of baseball in its natural habitat. Yes, I do believe that is an Albert Pujols triple right before our very eyes.

Pujols' rare achievement came in the top of the first on Wednesday. The last known sighting of such a precious relic was on July 10, 2010, when the Astros beat the Cardinals 4-1 and people were still complaining about the end of Lost.

The hit also brought in Mike Trout for his 100th run of the season the Angels put the rout on against the Rangers. Pujols added a single and a double in six plate appearances, falling a homer shy of the cycle.