Alberta? Isn't that a province?
This may be hard to believe, but Nyjer Morgan -- the man who once did this -- got himself ejected during last night's game against the Cardinals.
And then he went on Twitter to share some thoughts about Albert Pujols:
@TheRealTPlush: Alberta couldn't see Plush if she had her gloves on!!! Wat was she thinking running afta Plush!!! She never been n tha ring!!!
Memo to Nyjer: You're 6-foot, 175 pounds. "Alberta" is listed at 6-foot-3, 230. And unlike in boxing, nobody's wearing gloves to this rumble.