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And now one of my personal favorites, Scenes from a Hat!

Seasons: 32. Games played: 4,157. Home runs: 775. Stolen bases: Would you believe 56?

Combined age: 79.

So yes, March 2 seems as good a time as ever for a couple of wily vets to manage a Rockies intrasquad game with dinner on the line.

And hey, if managing doesn't work out for Jason Giambi and Todd Helton, who lost, 6-0, they may have a future career as deadpan comics. Said Giambi: "He just got out-managed."