Avisail Garcia really, really wants to give you his autograph
What would White Sox outfielder Avisail Garcia do to give you his autograph? He'd fight off Adam Dunn:
He'd show the ball you gave him due consideration and take it somewhere private to sign it:
But what if someone told him not to? What if, say, the President himself asked Garcia not to sign a ball for you? What if several presidents asked him?
He'd sign it for you anyway. I mean, probably.
Management not responsible for lack of Avisail Garcia autographs in the unlikely event that past presidents return to earth to deny you a signed ball.