Bryce Harper is answering phones for the Nationals, so please keep the clown questions to a minimum

Bryce Harper was taking 2013 ticket orders from Nationals fans on Tuesday. Or at least, appeared to; the photo was actually taken during a commercial shoot. Even so, you have to wonder how he'd respond if any clown questions came over the wire (e.g. "How many animals live in Jayson Werth's beard?"). If you asked one, you'd probably suffer the consequences from the bro himself:

-- Matt Monagan / MLB.com