Donald Lutz believes his mustache gives him magical hitting powers

Due to Joey Votto's injury, Donald Lutz has been called up from Triple-A to share duties at first base. Lutz was not hitting well in the Minors, but fear not, Reds fans, he's growing a mustache that gives him magical hitting powers (at least that's what he says).

We're not sure if mustaches possess that sort of pow -- oh, who are we kidding, of course they do. You should always have a mustache, Donald.