Donald Lutz believes his mustache gives him magical hitting powers
Donald Lutz grows mustaches so he can hit
Due to Joey Votto's injury, Donald Lutz has been called up from Triple-A to share duties at first base. Lutz was not hitting well in the Minors, but fear not, Reds fans, he's growing a mustache that gives him magical hitting powers (at least that's what he says).
We're not sure if mustaches possess that sort of pow -- oh, who are we kidding, of course they do. You should always have a mustache, Donald.