Drew Storen gave the Nationals' bullpen a much-needed upgrade in the phone booth department
Sure, smartphones may seem to be "in" right now, but the phone booth has always held a vital place in American life. It's served as our portal to the Ministry of Magic, to the Matrix, to Socrates, even to emotional catharsis:
And now, thanks to Drew Storen, it will serve as our portal to the Nationals bullpen:
Storen's next project? A pay phone in the dugout, so the coaches will have to drop in a quarter to get someone warmed up. At this rate, we fully expect a TARDIS in every big league bullpen.