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Dugout dish: Tweets of the day from baseball's brightest

Each morning, we at The Wall will compile a sampling of some of the more light-hearted tweets from Major Leaguers. Comments in italics are not the players’ words.

Chris Gimenez: Wow say what you want but I love the #Bachelor just not Courtney!!!!! ...... Why does Courtney from the bachelor look identical to Fran from dodgeball!! Aside from the uni brow virtually identical!!!!
We are the Globo Gym Purple Cobras, and we will, we will, rock you.

Denard Span: Good morning. I hate early morning traffic!

Danny Valencia: I think @thisisdspan should just pay attention to the road and not worry about his phone while in traffic! #justsaying

Matt Kemp: The best dunk I have ever seen in my life!!!! I can't stop rewinding it!! @blakegriffin #posterized Kendrick Perkins.
There were countless MLB player tweets about this ridiculous play.

J.P. Arencibia: Egg whites w/turkey,onion,tomatoes, turkey bacon and chicken sausage, whole wheat pancakes! #AthleteCompoundBreakfast

Mike Stanton: It's funny how often I catch people picking their nose while driving. Especially in rush hour! #GoldRush
This is actually banned in some circles ...

Vinnie Pestano: Guy walkn out of movie:"That would never happen in real life" Really? You're just figuring that out now? You mean hobbits dont exist? #idiot

C.J. Wilson: Already hit the gym, long tossed, did my core workout. But monday night is still an opportunity to shake it and have fun. I like to party
C.J. Wilson is ALL about this song. And hopefully all about those late-90s hairstyles ...