The sophisticated gentleman's guide to catching a foul ball, brought to you by this guy

Step 1: This isn't Little League. You only need one hand to catch a foul ball. I assume you're holding a sophisticated gentleman's beverage in the other. Don't you dare put it down.

Step 2: This is where you try to catch the ball. But -- considering you're a sophisticated gentleman -- you and I both know you don't need to "try."

Step 3: Trophy in hand, point regally to this guy. That lady. All those people over there. You are the king of Petco Park, and these are your loyal subjects.

Step 4: Take a well-earned swig of that beverage. Rest your other hand on your hip in a manner befitting a sophisticated gentleman.

Step 5: Summon TV's Bill Hader to high-five you. If he's not available, a mustachioed doppelganger will suffice.