Reminder: It's Doug Fister's 31st birthday and you should totally get him something
Remember to get Doug Fister a birthday present
Hey, remember when Doug Fister got you a Christmas present? Now it's his 31st birthday and you should probably return the favor. But the Nationals starter is a hard person to shop for -- he already has so much.
Like that sinker:
And those admirable postseason performances:
Maybe you should just get him a nice espresso machine. After all, you know he likes coffee.