Hanley Ramirez hits two homers, dances with Big Papi, has pretty epic Opening Day

Nearly 10 years ago, Hanley Ramirez was on the Red Sox. Seriously, he was. You don't believe us? Good. I was hoping we'd have to pull out this picture:

And now, Ramirez is back in Boston. He made his debut against the Phillies on Monday, and oh, what a debut it was.

In the fifth inning, he delivered a solo home run off Cole Hamels and in the ninth he crushed a grand slam. The two dingers have been conveniently compiled into one video for your viewing pleasure below:

Mhhhmm, yeah. Let's watch that delicious grand salami one more time:

Oh, and he also put together a fancy little dugout dance with Big Papi:

Have a day, Hanley Ramirez. Have an Opening Day.