Harlem Globetrotter throws first pitch with -- what else? -- a basketball

Harlem Globetrotter Brawley "Cheese" Chisholm served up a dazzling, ball-spinning first pitch for the Phillies on Wednesday. Despite the fact that he was throwing a basketball, Cheese still managed to produce one of the best ceremonial pitches we've seen all season.

Guys. Why don't we have a Harlem Globetrotters for baseball? Backwards baserunning, blindfolded batting, fly balls snagged in hats -- the possibilities are endless.