Hunter Pence's offseason hair is the best present we didn't ask for

The above video is important for two reasons. First, it features Hunter Pence discussing a worthwhile cause: the Hunter Pence Baseball Academy for young athletes, which he operates with his brother Howie and their friend Sean Danielson, and which is probably a bit more effective than Hunter's Hitters.

Second, it features Hunter Pence's offseason hair.

Pence's hair during the 2014 MLB season was always a bit wild, poofing up in golden tufts and spilling out underneath his ball cap:

But his offseason hair takes things to another level. Propped up by the headband -- which, we should point out, is glorious itself -- Pence's locks look as if they're reaching for the heavens.

We don't know how it holds its shape like that. It is a veritable holiday miracle.

At this rate, by Opening Day, Pence might very well belong in the Addams Family: