Joey Votto does Tiger Woods impression, adds to impressive resume

Tiger Woods is famous for, among other things, being able to bounce a golf ball on his club with incredible dexterity and precision. Evidently, Joey Votto spent an ungodly amount of time teaching himself the same trick using a significantly-less-bouncy baseball and a far-less-wieldy bat.

The Human Cheat Code showed off his special talent during batting practice on Monday and, well, we're really impressed. He even throws in a hat-catch for good measure.

Go ahead -- compare it to the original. Which one do you think is better? We honestly can't decide.

-- Dakota Gardner / MLB.com