John Axford had himself quite a morning

August 5, 2012

Brewers flamethrower John Axford is one of MLB's most avid Twitter users. So why not capitalize on a trending hashtag and give each and every one of his roughly 57,000 followers an extremely detailed account of what a typical morning in a St. Louis hotel looks like?

Take it away, good sir.

Im hungry! #TweetEverythingDay
— John Axford (@JohnAxford) August 5, 2012

I think I'm going to order some breakfast! #TweetEverythingDay
— John Axford (@JohnAxford) August 5, 2012

I just picked up my hotel phone...I'm about to make a call to room service! #TweetEverythingDay
— John Axford (@JohnAxford) August 5, 2012

Tweeting while ordering breakfast at the same time is hard. #TweetEverythingDay
— John Axford (@JohnAxford) August 5, 2012

Breakfast ordered. I'm excited about my scrambled eggs, ham, potatoes, and english muffin...oh and orange juice! #TweetEverythingDay
— John Axford (@JohnAxford) August 5, 2012

Now what to do for the next 25 minutes while waiting for my meal? ... I know... I'm going to go brush my teeth again! #TweetEverythingDay
— John Axford (@JohnAxford) August 5, 2012

My mouth is so fresh and minty! Critical mistake before getting my breakfast though...doesn't mix well with OJ. #TweetEverythingDay
— John Axford (@JohnAxford) August 5, 2012

I'm totally gonna instagram the hell out of my breakfast for you all...cause I know you care! What filter should I use? #TweetEverythingDay
— John Axford (@JohnAxford) August 5, 2012

#TweetEverythingDay has annoyed me so much that even I can't continue. Have a wonderful morning you sexy, filthy gorgeous tweople!
— John Axford (@JohnAxford) August 5, 2012