Josh Donaldson tries to dig hole in infield with slide to second base

Josh Donaldson had an excellent evening on Monday, going 3-for-4 against the Astros and collecting three RBIs. He also stole his eighth base of the season, and he did so by trying to dig a tunnel under the infield with his belt buckle alone:

Back in the dugout, he explained his plan to Coco Crisp:

"So, I'd dig the tunnel, right, and then you get on your belly and just crawl through it to third. Fine, if you're gonna laugh I'll take my genius elsewhere."