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Mariners fan's beard is the kind of beard that should be taught in schools

A humble proposal:

We get the Astros' Mustache Man, who was taking in the game on Saturday ...

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To team up with this Mariners fan watching Seattle take on Houston at Safeco Field on Wednesday night ...

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And open up Beard University. Think about it -- who better to educate and inspire a new generation of beards and mustaches than two of the most majestic styles MLB ballparks have to offer? 

First lesson: How to grow a beard that inspires Vin Scully to wax poetic about the state of facial hair grooming in baseball.