Mariners declare entire city of Seattle 'Nelson Cruz Home Run Zone'
All of Seattle becomes 'Nelson Cruz Home Run Zone'
Do you live in Seattle? Anywhere within city limits? Then you should know that Nelson Cruz finalized his contract with the Mariners on Thursday, and you're probably in his home run zone. Be careful where you park your car:
Live outside of Seattle? You'd better keep an eye out, too:
Though the windshield damage is fake, the tickets the Mariners are offering for the "damage" are entirely real.