Marlon Byrd really, really thought he drew a walk after just three balls on Saturday
Marlon Byrd really wanted a walk on Saturday
Marlon Byrd: "Nice. Ball four. Don't need this bat, don't need these pads, don't nee -- wait, what's that?"
Aaron Harang: "Yeah, that's only three balls."
Marlon Byrd: "No, yeah, I know. I was just fixing my elbow pads. I needed a new bat. Somebody get me a new bat!"