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Woman attends Rangers game with Little Tex, a 'God Bless America'-singing Rangers puppet

What constitutes a person? Is it the capacity for reason? Are dolphins people? And, more importantly, are puppets people? 

The answer to dolphins is maybe, I guess -- if Aquaman is a person, then sure. And for puppets: no, absolutely not. That's ridiculous. They have no internal organs, just a human being's hand in them. C'mon, now. 

However, this Rangers fan tried to blur the lines as she attended Texas' game on Sunday with her eight family members and Little Tex in tow. And once he started singing his passionate rendition of "God Bless America" (and once you stare into those expressive googly eyes),well, you just try and tell me that his little plush heart doesn't beat just as real as yours or mine.