Now Available: Ervin Ramon Santana
31-year-old right-hander with great fastball, no-hit potential and nice smile. Loves a good game of dodgeball and would be willing to captain a squad during this year's All-Star Game. Can offer teammates/managers/general managers/mascots starring roles in blockbuster-caliber movies.
Please make sure to send all inquiries to Ervin (not Johan) Santana. Thank you.