On the depth chart of this fan's heart, Michael McKenry is nobody's backup
The Pirates have a slugging third baseman in Pedro Alvarez, a recently promoted top prospect in Starling Marte and of course, an all-universe MVP candidate in Andrew McCutchen. But this fan has eyes for one Buc: reserve catcher Michael McKenry.
We hate to go all John Lennon on the Ed Sullivan Show on her, and we're sure McKenry appreciates the love, but he's been married since 2008.
-- Dan Wohl