Petco Park was overrun by zombies on Thursday
The poor soul who threw out the ceremonial first pitch before Thursday's Dodgers-Padres game had to know something was amiss when this happened:
Undead aren't usually known for their discerning taste in human flesh, but they seemed to have it out for this guy specifically. The two teams and the Petco Park fans, who as far as we know were all spared from the attack, surely thank him for diverting the horde's attention.
-- Dan Wohl / MLB.com