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Photo of the Night: Even Jarrod Dyson's hair is fast

How fast is Jarrod Dyson?

Jarrod Dyson is so fast, his shoes have to wear shoes.

Jarrod Dyson is so fast, he carries a radar detector with him on the sidewalk.

Jarrod Dyson is so fast, he has to wear a helmet when he goes for a run.

Jarrod Dyson is so fast, even his hair is impressed.

That last one is clearly true (check out the photographic evidence above), so you know the rest of them are true too.