Look at these gorgeous pictures from the Winter Classic at Nationals Park

No, this is not a scene from "The Bad News Bears Go to Hoth" (but it could be! Ask me about my screenplay). It's what Nationals Park looked like the morning of Jan. 1, when the NHL took over the ballpark for the Winter Classic:

The Blackhawks faced the Capitals:

And Nationals Park became a three-sport stadium:

Washington produced a 3-2 win, as well as these stunning photos:

And yes, Billy Idol was there, performing before the game: 

You know what? "White Wedding" would be the perfect song for the opening titles to "The Bad News Bears Go to Hoth." All I'm saying is, think about it: