Quietest. 600 party. Ever.
In case you didn't realize, Jim Thome is only two home runs away from 600. That's six-zero-zero!
Only seven other dudes have ever done that, and two of them are named Babe Ruth and Willie Mays.
So, uh, where's the parade and the fireworks? Did my invite to the Thome 600 viewing party get lost in the mail? Why isn't anybody talking about this???