David Ortiz is a bit bored without baseball, so what should he do?
It's not a surprise that David Ortiz, a man who crushed baseballs professionally for 24 years, is already kind of bored in his first year of retirement. He's tried just lying on the beach, snapping selfies of himself, he's published a book, he's even hung out with some Oompa Loompas:
But nothing has seemed to fill the baseball-sized hole in his heart. So now, he's asking you to help him figure out how to spend his golden years:
We've offered some options below for you to vote on, but feel free to comment with your own or tweet us your idea to @Cut4. Just please, don't make Papi sit around responding to phone surveys all day.