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The Busch Stadium Squirrel might do road games

Here are the facts:

1. Allen Craig has a pet tortoise.

2. Torty and the Busch Stadium Squirrel were supposed to attend last night's game together.

3. Tony La Russa believes it's possible to get a squirrel and a tortoise through airport security.

Take that information however you'd like.