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The Giants broadcast team didn't have much faith in these young boat partiers finding dates

I absolutely despised high school dances. I was supremely awkward and self-concious, and I hated every single song the DJ spun. To this day, if I hear the Cha-Cha Slide, I immediately break out in a cold sweat and start uncontrollably weeping. If my horrible dancing was mocked on regional television, I might have just spontaneously combusted around age 15.

That being said, Duane Kuiper and Mike Krukow are absolutely perfect in this clip. They're like a live-action Statler and Waldorf. I've watched this video, like, 15 times and it gets better every viewing.

Watch, laugh, and thank god they weren't doing play-by-play for your high school dances.

-- Dakota Gardner / MLB.com