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This Atlantic League jersey has nipples on it

In 1997 Joel Schumacher's Batman & Robin hit theaters and was panned to the tune of an 11-percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes and a 3.6-star rating on IMDB. The saddest part about that is that 17 years later, the biggest regret George Clooney has about the film is that his batsuit had nipples:

Well I wasn't thrilled with the nipples on the batsuit. You know that's not something you really think about when you're putting it on. You figure all batsuits have nipples and then you realize yours was really the first. Batman was just constantly cold I guess.

It's 2014 and apparently the Atlantic League of Professional Baseball's Bridgeport Bluefish hasn't heeded Clooney's warning. Bluefish GM Ken Shepard took to Twitter to share an image of the team's "Military Appreciation" jersey design and boy is it a masterpiece:

Check out those abs. Congrats to the Bluefish for coming up with the first jersey that looks like it was bought at a beachfront t-shirt shop.