Watch Tim Kurkjian come in dead last in the Brewers Sausage Race

ESPN's Tim Kurkjian took part in the Brewers Sausage Race on Monday night -- can you tell which one is him? If you picked "the only one wearing pants," you're correct! Sportscaster slacks are evidently not made for running, as Kurkjian's performance was, well, let's all just congratulate him for trying:

In a post-race interview, Kurkjian admitted that he had no strategy and no idea what direction he was going.

"I will do better the next time, if they ever give me another chance," said Kurkjian, though he added, "based on that performance, I do not deserve a second chance."