Edwin Encarnacion's bat flies into stands, two fans 'rock, paper, scissors' for it

Edwin Encarnacion struck out to end the bottom of the seventh inning on Tuesday night. As he did, he lost the grip on his bat and it sailed into the stands:

The Tropicana Field crowd scrambled after the lumber and, eventually, two fans claimed their right to the rare souvenir. There was only one way to settle this. There is only one way to ever settle this: