UFO returns to McCovey Cove, dazzles with light show
Thankfully, it seems they came in peace. In fact, if an alien invasion turns out to be this psychedelic, I think we would all gladly welcome it. They clearly know how to party much better than we do.
But, as far as we can tell, aliens don't exist. So, who could be responsible for such a display? As Sherlock Holmes said, "When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
Clearly, it was Daft Punk.
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