When Big Papi gives you a souvenir, try not to drop it immediately

It's David Ortiz's final season, which means that we should treasure every chance we have to see him play. And maybe, if things go well, he'll be kind enough to toss us a ball to remember him by. One lucky fan at Tuesday's Rockies-Red Sox game got such a souvenir, and he -- wait, dude, you gotta hold onto that:

Papi tried, guy. He just wanted you to have something nice, and you went and dropped it. But don't be too sad, Red Sox fan -- at least Ortiz still gave you a win. He went 2-for-4 with 4 RBIs, helping the Sox to an 8-3 victory.