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Here are two adult Red Sox fans fighting like children over a souvenir ball

So, that was two grown men -- who have each presumably seen their favorite team win two World Series titles in the last decade -- fighting over a baseball with little shame or decorum.

When's the last time you fought over a ball? Like, really fought over one? Was the ball rubber and inflatable? Were you still reading Animorphs and watching Guts?

The only saving grace from this event is that no souvenir-deserving children appear in the immediate vicinity. The next generation was spared and the only real damage was dealt to common dignity.