Gleyber Torres aims for goal, accidentally kicks ball into ceiling instead

Gleyber Torres is a remarkable athlete. The Yankees farmhand slashed .309/.406/.457 at Triple-A this year at the age of 20, helping him become MLB Pipeline's No. 1 overall prospect. He can hit, he can play shortstop and we already know he can work out.
All of which is why we're comfortable saying the following: Gleyber Torres is not a particularly good soccer player. As proof, allow us to present the following video that Torres himself posted to his Twitter account on Thursday:

To clarify, we've put together this handy visual aid: 

 OK, so maybe he's not a two-sport star like Bo Jackson. But really, who is?