Lloyd McClendon gets ejected, has to run across the entire field to leave game

You already know that Mariners manager Lloyd McClendon is an ejection artist. We know you're familiar with his early work:

As well as some of his later shenanigans:

But this week, McClendon cemented his status as the Marina Abramovic of getting kicked out of ballgames. Abramovic once did a piece in which she walked the length of the Great Wall of China. When McClendon got tossed on Tuesday, he had to run across the whole field to leave:

That's basically the same thing, right? For his next ejection, he's just going to force umpires to make silent eye contact with him for 700 hours. Only then will he leave the game.