Listen to Vin Scully try to lull a tiny Dodgers fan to sleep
Is there a human being on this earth more qualified to tell bedtime stories than Vin Scully? The answer, as you well know, is "absolutely not." After hearing his history of actual, sea-faring Pirates during L.A.'s 11-3 loss to Pittsburgh on Sunday, we're wondering why every audiobook company in the nation hasn't hired him to record their entire catalogue of children's books.
He even tried to lull a tiny Dodgers fan to sleep during the fourth inning. And he nearly succeeded, too:
Let's all sign a petition to have Scully record an edition of "Goodnight, Moon."