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What's David Wells up to these days? Just operating the boom mic ...

If you're getting interviewed by someone from the MLB Fan Cave, watch out for the boom mic because there's a good chance the operator will smack you in the face or be David Wells.

And if the person standing next to you with the giant fluffy microphone is in fact the former left-handed pitcher, don't make the mistake of saying CC Sabathia would beat him in a fight.

There will be consequences.