When hamburgers attack relief pitchers
The Giants will be without lefty reliever Jeremy Affeldt for the remainder of the season after a freak barbecue accident suffered Thursday evening.
The setup man was trying to seperate a couple frozen burgers when the knife he was using slipped and lacerated the palm of his non-pitching hand.
In related news, Bruce Bochy has put Tim Lincecum on a strict Hebrew National-only diet.