Which team on Shohei Ohtani's shortlist will sign the two-way star?

The baseball world has spent the better part of the last few weeks trying to discern where hitter/pitcher Shohei Ohtani will sign. He's reportedly narrowed his list down to just seven teams: the Dodgers, Angels, Mariners, Padres, Cubs, Rangers and Giants. 
No one really knows where Ohtani is going to go, everyone is doing their best to predict it. So, in that spirit, we gave it our best shot as well.
Check out the video at the top of the page to see where we, and CFBBQ Hot Stove Analyst Peter Pachinko, think Ohtani will end up.