Yoenis Cespedes has a $367,000, fire-shooting Lamborghini

Yoenis Cespedes, recently acquired by the Tigers, is better than us in many ways. 

His arm is stronger:

His bat is more powerful:

His footsie game is unmatched:

And on Friday, thanks to Yahoo Sports, we discovered that he drives better than any of us could ever dream of driving. The outfielder owns a $367,500 Lamborghini. Sorry, that's a $367,500 fire-breathing Lamborghini:

Check out Yoenis Cespedes Avorza Lamborghini Aventador On Tmz Hollywood Sports on Reelz Channel tonight 5pm pacific time/ 8pm eastern time... Tune in or record tonight's episode... I will be on live with all the cast on TMZ talking about this project... #AvorzaMovement Song By; Meek Mill - Dreams and Nightmares

A video posted by Alex Vega (@theautofirm) on Dec 12, 2014 at 4:38pm PST

Mercy.