Coco Crisp Afro

COCO! Get a haircut!

No, I’m just kidding, Coco. You bring a fun and interesting look to the game of baseball. Fans love it. Your teammate Josh Reddick decided to shave his ridiculously amazing and grizzly beard. That was a bad career move. You’re making a great career move by having hair similar to that of a crazy 70’s disco dancer.

.@coco_crisp's fro is back (better than ever): atmlb.com/11otQgz twitter.com/Cut4/status/32…

— Cut4 (@Cut4) April 26, 2013

You should go digging in the trash and find Reddick’s beard and then wear that. You’d be an instant Hall of Famer.