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The Blog in Which Ellen Page's Juggling Prowess is Challenged

Ellen Page can juggle. Great. She's young, beautiful, talented, and funny...and she can juggle. Shouldn't there be a limit on how many talents one person can have?A simple video of Ellen Page juggling some citrus fruit went viral over the last few days. It is easy to figure out why, as she is already incredibly famous (in addition to the whole really beautiful and talented thing), but it made me realize that this might be my shot to do a legitimately viral video.

Granted, I'm not as attractive as Ellen Page but I look good (I think), and I'm pretty sure I'm funny (at least that's what people tell me). And I can also juggle. Just like Ellen Page!!

Now, I learned how to juggle years ago because I knew that as a not-thin, good-natured actor, I would be able to draw more attention to myself through stupid human tricks. This also explains why I am able to do a few magic tricks and do a dead-on impersonation of the movie-trailer guy. Ellen Page probably learned how to juggle because she is ridiculously talented at everything and knew she would rock at juggling, too. Not fair.

So, here it is. Me juggling. And while I don't pull off the gray hipster hat nearly as well as Ms. Page, I think my juggling skills are on par, right?

And if not, maybe she'd be willing to come down to the Fan Cave and give me a few pointers.

Send me a tweet!

Ellen Page can juggle. Great. She's young, beautiful, talented, and funny...and she can juggle. Shouldn't there be a limit on how many talents one person can have?A simple video of Ellen Page juggling some citrus fruit went viral over the last few days. It is easy to figure out why, as she is already incredibly famous (in addition to the whole really beautiful and talented thing), but it made me realize that this might be my shot to do a legitimately viral video.

Granted, I'm not as attractive as Ellen Page but I look good (I think), and I'm pretty sure I'm funny (at least that's what people tell me). And I can also juggle. Just like Ellen Page!!

Now, I learned how to juggle years ago because I knew that as a not-thin, good-natured actor, I would be able to draw more attention to myself through stupid human tricks. This also explains why I am able to do a few magic tricks and do a dead-on impersonation of the movie-trailer guy. Ellen Page probably learned how to juggle because she is ridiculously talented at everything and knew she would rock at juggling, too. Not fair.

So, here it is. Me juggling. And while I don't pull off the gray hipster hat nearly as well as Ms. Page, I think my juggling skills are on par, right?

And if not, maybe she'd be willing to come down to the Fan Cave and give me a few pointers.

Send me a tweet!