First of all, congrats to Wil Myers for winning the Players Choice Award for Most Outstanding Rookie. Really great accomplishment that he should be proud of. But nothing, I mean nothing, could steal the show more than his hair. Honestly, with a little more enthusiasm, I think Wil Myers could have been that guy from Ancient Aliens for Halloween. Can’t cage flow like that. Can’t do it. Won’t do it.
UPDATE: And that didn't take long. Myers is getting his haircut tomorrow.
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