These are the best and funniest names you may hear called during the 2019 MLB Draft

When the MLB Amateur Draft starts on Monday, you will get to hear names. Dozens of names. Hundreds of names. There will be a full alphabet soup of names called. And while you can get your analysis of the quality of the players with those names elsewhere, today we want to focus solely on the best names eligible to be called for this year's Draft. And what do we mean by that? We mean the most unique, the ones that roll off our tongues like a beautiful melody or those that remind us of our favorite 1990s sitcom. You know -- best.

Here are my 10 favorite names from MLB Pipeline's Top 200 players, meaning you can expect them to be called any time in the early rounds of the Draft:

1. Braden Shewmake

2. Brett Baty

3. Shea Langeliers

4. Cameron Cannon

5. Kyren Paris

6. John Doxaxis

7. Noah Song

8. Rece Hinds

9. John Rave

10. Jaxx Groshans

But what about the rest of the Draft-eligible players? What are the best names on that list? Well, we helpfully categorized them for easy reading:

Should be a pitcher

William Armbruester

Cameron Junker

Decent Jobs

Farmer Abendroth

Cade Cabbiness

Cam Opp

Needs shoes

Matthew Barefoot

World Class Chef

James Beard

Al Pesto

How Big?

Austin Biggar

Hunter Bigge

Ethan Small

Like a ...

Spencer Brickhouse

Fun to say

Serafino Brito Tedesco

Couper Cornblum

Fineas Del Bonta-Smith

Kiambu Fentress

Yianni Skeriotis

Best dang action hero ever

Jax Cash

Steele Chambers

Cutter Clawson

Dan Hammer

Maverick Handley

Bruce Steel

Evan Justice

Marvel villains

Dax Dathe

Xzavion Curry

Blake Deatherage

Antoine Mistico

Always the Same

Ricky Constant

Old Steel Magnates

Reginald Crawford

Wacy Crenshaw

Chesdin Harrington

Royal-themed Cinnabon competitor

Duke Kinamon

A character that was surely in “The Great Gatsby”

Hudson Head

The Famous ...

Jett Jackson

Is there a doctor in the house?

MD Johnson

One specific team should definitely draft him

Conor Angel

Casey Kmet

I’ll order one

Michael Limoncelli

This could get confusing

Payton Miller

Peyton Miller

Saved by the Bell

Zack Morris

Needs an alarm

Ryan Sleeper

Swipe right

Trevor Tinder

Boyfriends on “Gossip Girl”

Trey Van Der Weide

Brandham Ponce

Parker Brahms

Still sad that Vine is gone

Darius Vines

When you can’t remember the name of the main character in “Rookie of the Year”

Ethan Hoopingarner

It’s like saying “fishmouth” with some fish in your mouth

Jakob Frishmuth

Off brand khakis

Kyle Dockus

Higher-ranked than Buster

Major Posey

What you call the ice rink where you got married

Skyler Loverink

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