A-Rod took a selfie while giving a commencement speech at his beloved University of Miami

When you're A-Rod, the world is pretty good to you. Want to hang out with Springsteen? Done. Want to put a Yankees jacket on Big Papi? Uhh, done -- more or less. And when you make a commencement address to graduates, you better believe you're gonna grab a selfie. 

When you're A-Rod, everything is a historical artifact worth documenting. Thousands of years from now, this image will be in a history textbook, perhaps marking the moment Rodriguez started his campaign for King of the World.