And the Oscar Azocar goes to ... Vote in this MLB-themed awards show

It's Oscars time and Azocars time -- named for Oscar Azocar, a beloved outfielder and pinch-hitter in the early 1990s. Yes, some of the categories are obvious like Best Pitcher. And some, well, OK, maybe we stretched a little. (Note: This is not an award for 2016 but something more present: Who do you think is the best pitcher right now? Who do you think is the best actor right now?)
Anyway, vote away, we'll announce the winners on Oscar Sunday.