Which one of these traded players looks most jarring in his new uniform?

There is one part of the Trade Deadline that we often don't think of: The bizarre, prickling-on-the-back-of-the-neck uncanny valley feeling of seeing a player in a new jersey. Some look like they always belonged in the new threads and some look like they're wearing some very expensive cosplay. 
Which player is the most jarring when you see them in a new team's colors? Rank 'em below: